February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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last night I was forced to only post a couple of things because I got distracted by bejeweled.
Feb 26th
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“What do you think elf poop looks like? Like LOTR elves. Do they have like neat...”
– A real text Noelle just sent me, also a fair question (via rocketfists) I REALLY WANT TO KNOW (via gingerhaze)
Feb 25th
503 notes
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tumblr has been kinda dragging lately…. where are you guys? why aren’t you posting funny things anymore?! I have excuses! I have a very interesting life that I refuse to share with the world! what is your excuse?! I love you still. Don’t worry.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
1,472 notes
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Feb 24th
959 notes
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
244 notes
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Feb 24th
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Feb 24th
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I wanted to say something but then I realized how it sounded from other perspectives… so I’ll just keep it to myself.
Feb 24th
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver (via alyoo)
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
29 notes
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Feb 23rd
6 notes
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Feb 23rd
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I’m hungry and I miss some people that I went to school with a long time ago and this is weird and there is a test in the morning but who caaaaaaaaaaaaaares I want to travel more. Where should I go next?
Feb 23rd
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hotforphysics: reblog if you’re a middle aged dad who has a crush on Nick Jonas and will never ever unblock the disney channel for your daughter because you want to keep him all to yourself
Feb 23rd
171 notes
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds: …is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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stfujustin asked: i am gonna steal that cat YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO KISS IT.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I think something hurt tonight but I can’t remember. Good feelings masking the bad. How it should be.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
481 notes
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
74 notes
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hi there. I think I have homework but I can’t remember. all days are like this now.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
2,433 notes
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heehehehe I didn’t post anything last night because I went to bed! Imagine that. I think I’ll go to both classes today too. heehehehehe you’re all gonna die. The universe will not be able to compute this. And it’s going to get angry. And destroy earth. Or something…. probably I will just fall a lot today and remember why I never leave my room.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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I’m more than overwhelmed. I am drowning.
Feb 21st
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“They’d all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do… to create a new...”
– Bernard Black, Black Books (via megadarklucario)
Feb 21st
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how many pokemon from the 1st generation can you... →
stfujustin: himynameisjulz: i got 87. so disappointed in myself hahaha I got a 105 and when i saw which ones i missed i wanted to cry I AM A FAILURE :C I COULD GET SO MANY IF I COULD JUST SPELL THEM OHMYGOD
Feb 20th
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