February 2012
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made the brilliant and delicious mistake of deciding to go to IHOP on National Pancake day…
what a glorious accident.
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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I have another speech tomorrow. But I don’t know what I am going to say yet. :\ this makes me nervous!
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Each time a faucet opens Words are spoken The water runs away And I hear your name No, nothing has changed
I don’t have much to say. I’ve been preoccupying myself with reading. But it’s not helping. Everything is a faucet to thoughts that I try hard to hold back. Especially these books… Especially these books….
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Puns about Peeta Mellark and bread never get old.
You mean buns…..
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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last night I was forced to only post a couple of things because I got distracted by bejeweled.
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What do you think elf poop looks like? Like LOTR elves. Do they have like neat...
– A real text Noelle just sent me, also a fair question (via rocketfists)
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
(via gingerhaze)
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tumblr has been kinda dragging lately…. where are you guys? why aren’t you posting funny things anymore?!
I have excuses! I have a very interesting life that I refuse to share with the world! what is your excuse?!
I love you still. Don’t worry.
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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I wanted to say something but then I realized how it sounded from other perspectives… so I’ll just keep it to myself.
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver (via alyoo)